It’s All Isiah’s Fault: Knicks Fanatics In Not-So-Rare Form During LBE

Sometimes the Knicks Fanatics Live Blogging Event is funnier than Conan giving Leno a wedgy.  A Knicks Fanatics LBE — this is what late night is supposed to be like.

Last night, I got to the Fanatics LBE a little late as my involuntary nap extended well beyond tip-off.  So when I read the LBE this morning, the words and rhythm of the convo came at me like a fresh breeze.  Usually one of us finds a special funny nugget or two to share from the LBE, but with a panel consisting of  BARF, Peaceman, Prince, O&B, Statesman, Barlas and FeltOn (not FeltOFF, last night) in the house, you can’t highlight just one line.  The whole thing was pretty entertaining. I’m still laughing at the series of maladies including Aids and HIV that are being blamed on Isiah Thomas.  Funny. Very funny.

Here are some of the funnier LBE comments:

On Lee’s and Peaceman’s hospital stays from getting bit by humans:

BARF: “mouths are gross..from all that shit talking”

Post-up Prince: Chandler needs to bite another Warrior–maybe Curry or Ellis.

On Studdy complaining about foul:

BARF: stoudemire needs to quit bitching and act like his wage

On Anuncha Brown (aka ABS) look-a-likes (Aaron should like this):

BARF: she looks like ZBO dude. you can’t tell me any different. ZBO with red lipstick.

Anuncha Brown

Peaceman clearly had enough of the beautiful almost-naked women posted during most LBE’s to raise team and Fanatic spirits a little higher than the game usually does.  The following is Peaceman’s idea of a pin-up girl to keep the LBE exciting.  He claimed she was O&B’s girl:

Peace's Pin-up

The funniest theme of the night however was the origin of all that is bad with the world: Isiah Thomas, according to the New York mainstream media.  In the heat of a great game, the Fanatics revealed many of the ills caused by Isiah Thomas as a result of his association with the Knicks.

It’s All Isiah’s Fault

Orange and Blue:

Isiah is responsible for the crypts and bloods and gang violence.

Post-up Prince:

I guess so. Isiah is responsible for all evil in the world, but especially with respect to the Knicks.

Orange and Blue:

I heard Zeke went to africa and brought back HIV and Aids.

BARF:

I blame Isiah for the black man being elected in the white house…

Orange and Blue:

Zeke even unleashed the black death and bubonic plague.

BARF:

Isiah bailed out wall street

Post-up Prince:

Zeke is the cause of the recession, wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and global warming.

BARF:

and he voted all the repubs back into office

Peaceman:

And Isiah got us into a war with Iraq

BARF:

he’s the reason allen iverson is playing in turkey

Peaceman:

Saddam didn’t like that trade so he told Isaih to F%ck off and Zeke called Bush!

BARF:

The Sahara was a lush utopia til Zeke came to visit

Orange and Blue:

Zeke also started the Isreal Palestinian conflict and the tensions between India and Pakistan.

Peaceman:

Zeke shot Gandi!

BARF:

Zeke crucified christ.

Peaceman:

With Mel Gibson!

BARF:

Zeke was Hitler

BARF:

in whiteface

What else was Isiah’s fault?  Can you think of more?  Was Isiah really behind the Charles Smith no call?

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