The Onion Sports Network

  • On The Year In Basketball
  • “I’m a Spurs fan, so every year looks sort of the same to me.”

  • “I’ll take a shot in the dark and say Duke and the Lakers won. Is that right? Good thing I didn’t waste 1,000 hours watching that develop.”

  • “It’s always frustrating for us fans in D.C. But at least the Generals play with class.”